Number Five Hargreeves

Hotel Oblivion | What is time?

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 12:37:21 GMT

Diego had never wanted to go through the danger death mirror hallway ever again, but when the world was literally disintegrating behind you, what choice did you have?

The alternate white buffalo room looked much like it did the last time, buffalo's ass and all. Only it wasn't disintegrating which led to more questions.

"Let's never do that again," Viktor said, hunching over with his hands on his knees to catch his breath.

"What, narrowly escape the apocalypse?" Allison asked.

( Oh stuffed buffalo ass we're really in it now )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is always good. Taken from TUA 3x10 Oblivion and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

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Hotel Obsidian | Evening

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 21:42:38 GMT

You know what Five needed to ring in the end of everything? A bowl of cereal. A massive bowl of cereal even. And that was just what he had, walking down the hallway to go watch it happen as he saw Viktor up ahead.

( All hell breaks loose, classic episode 9 )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is awesome. Warning for NPC death. Taken from TUA 3x09 Seven Bells and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

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Hotel Obsidian | Morning

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 13:12:42 GMT

"Wha---? What did I get up to last night?"

How Five ended up in the kitchens of the hotel was an honest to god mystery even as fuzzy parts of the alcohol soaked evening filtered into his brain. Which included a speech about how surprised he was about Luther's getting married and way too much thought about his weird simian DNA thing.

But the most important thing he remembered was seeing his father talking to someone about a deal.

"What was the old man up to?"

( Father-Son bonding )

( Game plan for the end of the world )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is great. Taken from TUA 3x09 Seven Bells and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

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Hotel Obsidian | Evening

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 20:38:03 GMT

Chet was a miracle worker, being able to set up the ballroom for a wedding reception even while the world was actively ending. It was believed that he was still the only hotel worker left, so the fact that he was managing to DJ along with making a lamb dinner for everyone was impressive.

"This had better be an open bar," Allison said. There had been enough abandoned clothing around that she managed to find an evening gown for the occasion.

( Pretty fancy for an apocalypse wedding )

( A reception told in vignettes )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is always great. Taken from TUA 3x08 Wedding at the End of the World and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

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Hotel Obsidian | The same day as yesterday but sightly later

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 13:27:06 GMT

Okay, so maybe losing some fingers did something to a guy. His left hand was now wrapped in gauze, his wedding ring was now on his right hand, and he was still frantically looking for Stan.

Despite seeing Stan disappear in front of him.

Maybe finding Stan was his way of distracting himself from the missing fingers.

( Five is less than sympathetic )

( Impressively the most volatile family meeting yet )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is awesome. Taken from TUA 3x07 Auf Wiedersehen and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

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A Biker Bar to A Super Mysterious Trailer, Last Evening Through This Morning

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 16:32:38 GMT

So, maybe Five didn't exactly blend in with the clientele of this particular establishment. But, if nothing else, he was very good at ignoring the looks he was getting as he ambled on through the small crowd of the biker gang.

He wasn't unaware of the men at his back who would probably brain him with a chair, but they didn't really matter as their threat level was relatively low. Not as he pressed through the door labeled 'Members Only' to find a familiar face working on a tattoo.

"Been looking for you."

( Five gets new ink )

[NFI, NFB, OOC is A-OK. Taken from TUA 3x06 Marigold and preplayed with knife_bender]

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Hotel Obsidian | Evening

Sat, 04 Mar 2023 19:49:37 GMT

You know the trouble with trusting in your kind-hearted sibling to do the thing that might save them all?

No? Well, here it was.

"Hey, where's Harlan?" You know, the guy you promised to bring down here

( Spoiler: Harlan's gone )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is lovely. Taken from TUA 3x05 The Kindest Cut and preplayed with knife_bender]

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Not Quite Hoth, But Close Enough | Morning

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 12:12:28 GMT

Yeah, where Five and Lila appeared after their little hate filled trust exercise in a closet was bitterly cold and swirling with snow all around them.'

Because of course it was.

"Brilliant idea, Lila!" he snapped. "Welcome to the Ice Age."

( It's a building full of exposition, people )

( Five meets himself again )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is A-OK. Taken from TUA 3x04 Kuglblitz and preplayed with defenderofdesmoines]

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Hotel Obsidian | The same evening as yesterday

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 13:21:54 GMT

Diego knew Annie was pissed. Like, super pissed. So he didn't think much about her being gone all day, especially since Luther was gone as well. He was glad Annie was talking to somebody.

But they had been gone a long time. He was getting a little worried.

Worried, on top of being supremely annoyed by Stan. This kid was a little shit.

"This kid is cramping my style."

( You know the drill, family meeting )

( I respect a person that fights in the nude )

[NFI, NFB OOC is appreciated. Taken from TUA 3x03 Pocket Full of Lightning and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

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On the Road | Afternoon

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 18:57:34 GMT

How had they procured a car? Don't ask stupid questions. Either way, Five and Klaus were on the open road with corn fields passing them by as they drove.

"This actually isn't so terrible," Five said after a nice, long, peaceful stretch of silence.

( The joys of retirement )

[The usual--NFB, NFI but OOC is great! Taken from TUA 3x02 World's Biggest Ball of Twine and preplayed with knife_bender]

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To a park then to a hotel | Afternoon

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 14:11:11 GMT

It wasn't often that the Hargreeves lost a fight, especially when they were all together. Guess it was bound to happen when you, you know, were fighting other Hargreeves.

The Umbrellas (and Annie), made their way to a park, where Luther immediately sat down on the first bench he saw. "I just...I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit here a minute."

And possibly throw up all over himself.

Klaus was also happy to stop walking, lying down on one of the picnic tables. "That didn't go well."

( Post-fight bickering )

( Welcome to the Hotel Obsidian )

( In the room with animals )

( In the room with sane people )

( Diego you are the father )

[Taken from TUA 3x01 Meet the Family and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines. NFI, NFB but OOC is A-OK]

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Sissy's Farm | Afternoon

Tue, 24 May 2022 11:27:34 GMT

Well, it was probably a good thing that they all joined Vanya going to Sissy's farm. Because there was obviously something going on considering the snow...and the blue light emitting from the barn. Both things were weird.

"You think whatever's going on in the barn is causing the storm front?" Diego asked.

( They're at gunpoint again )

( A friendly meeting )

( Wouldn't be a finale without a fight )

( All comes down to this )

[NFB, NFI but OOC is appreciated for this huge thing. Taken from TUA 2x10 The End of Something and preplayed with defenderofdesmoines and knife_bender]

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Elliot's Apartment | Mid-Morning

Mon, 23 May 2022 12:36:26 GMT

Five seemed to be preparing for something big...but it was also taking a very long time. So Luther fell asleep on the couch. Look, it had been a long day.

Once he rolled off the couch and headed into the kitchen he saw Five doing...something weird. "Five? Are you okay?"

He really didn't look okay.

( Five gets in touch with himself )

[NFI, NFB, OOC is A-OK. Taken from TUA 2x08 The Seven Stages and preplayed with knife_bender]

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A random field | At the same time as the hole digging

Sun, 22 May 2022 15:35:15 GMT

Why didn't Five just teleport out to find Vanya? Because it was time for That Meme. That's why.

They passed each other slowly out on this ridiculous country road before Five was putting his stolen car into park and clambering on out to meet her.

( Guess there's time to bicker )

( Everyone makes it to the alley and it's a happy ending. Really )

[NFI, NFB, OOC is appreciated. Taken from TUA 2x07 Oga For Oga and preplayed with defenderofdesmoines and knife_bender]

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A HoJo's in the past | Morning

Sun, 22 May 2022 12:41:06 GMT

The very last place that Five would like to be was a Howard Johnson's. Which was probably exactly why The Board was meeting there.

Still, it didn't make it any better as Five walked in, glancing only for a moment at the signs proclaiming this to also be the location of a polka festival. At least there should be enough noise from that to cover up what was going to happen here.

"Excuse me," he said, coming up behind a woman with a ridiculous perm where she was getting things organized for the hotel.

( Some literal axe murder )

( Some more weird sexual tension )

[NFB, NFI, OOC OK. Taken from TUA 2x07 Oga For Oga and preplayed with defenderofdesmoines]

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A tacky restaurant followed by a tacky hotel | Evening

Sat, 21 May 2022 14:05:20 GMT

The culottes comment had been uncalled for, but Five did indeed wait for his siblings to file out with their varying levels of insanity still keeping on ruining his plans to save them from themselves.

Only after they'd left did he go over to the bar where Reginald was seated.

( Father-son bonding )

( A deal with the well dressed devil )

[NFI, NFB but OOC OK. Taken from TUA 2x06 A Light Supper and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

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Alleyway Outside of Elliot's | Afternoon

Fri, 20 May 2022 14:32:32 GMT

Five only stumbled for a moment as he landed in the same alley they'd all arrived in after teleporting to avoid being tossed aside like DJ Jazzy Jeff.

"Jeez. When did the monkey learn to fight dirty?" he grumbled to himself, straightening his suit jacket.

( Five's girlfriend is back )

[NFB, NFI, OOC is OK. Taken from TUA 2x05 Valhalla. Preplayed with defenderofdesmoines]

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Elliot's Apartment | Afternoon

Thu, 19 May 2022 11:05:36 GMT

Diego was doing pretty well for a guy that had been shanked (thanks to Annie's efforts). He wasn't passing out anymore, which was helpful when it came to paying attention to Five catching them up on what happened with Vanya and Luther.

God, Luther was an idiot.

"So you just let Vanya go?"

( Yeah Five this was your fault )

[NFI, NFB, OOC is OK. Taken from TUA 2x04 The Majestic Twelve and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

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Elliot's and Beyond | Afternoon

Wed, 18 May 2022 13:06:34 GMT

Elliot didn't question Five when he asked to be kept apprised of any weird kind of changes going on in the area. He wanted to, but right now he was just thankful not to be tied up.

"Hey, we got one! Hey, one of those machines you asked for is going crazy."

( Crash course in the apocalypse for Vanya )

[NFI, NFB but OOC OK. Taken from TUA 2x03 The Swedish Job and preplayed with knife_bender]

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Elliot's Apartment and Beyond | Morning

Tue, 17 May 2022 11:37:41 GMT

The lack of Annie being there upon returning from dealing with his ape of a brother both should and would eventually be a concern for Five. But for now, he had something more important to deal with.

"Elliot, did you develop these photos yourself?" Because boy did he have a job for you.

( Totally normal requests )

( At a not-yet-famous book depository )

( Back at Elliot's )

[NFI, NFB, OOC is OK. Taken from TUA 2x02 The Frankel Footage and preplayed with defenderofdesmoines and knife_bender]

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Jack Ruby's Nightclub | Evening

Mon, 16 May 2022 14:22:43 GMT

Well, Diego had been a bust, but Luther hadn't been too hard to find at least. Not with fight posters with his image on them posted up in Elliot's apartment.

And maybe a barely teenage child wandering into a night club would draw some attention, but the key was to look like you were supposed to be there. Or just ignore when well meaning waitresses fussed and tried to warn you to get out of a place like this.

But either way, he was taking a seat and idly watching the burlesque show as he waited for Luther to come find him.

( This reunion doesn't go better than the first one )

[NFI, NFB, OOC is ok. Taken from TUA 2x01 "Right Back Where We Started" and preplayed with knife_bender]

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Dallas, Texas | November 1963

Sun, 15 May 2022 15:18:50 GMT

Of course Five had to end up losing his last sibling and also end up in a dystopian future. Past. Past future?

Whatever.

"Diego?" he shouted, dropping Annie's hand as he spun around in this... why was he in an alley? This was ridiculous.

( New apocalypse just dropped )

[World's longest post taken from TUA 2x01 "Right Back Where We Started" and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines. NFI, NFB but OOC is appreciated]

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The Icarus Theater | Evening

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 12:58:58 GMT

It didn't take the siblings long to reach the theater where Vanya's concert was happening tonight. There was still no sign of Five anywhere, but at least he knew where they were going. Either they were going to save the world or die horrifically. At least they'd be together, like their father had intended.

( Finale time )

[Annnnnd done! NFB, NFI but OOC appreciated. Preplayed with knife_bender and special thanks to defenderofdesmoines for NPC'ing and being up for anything. Naturally, this was taken from 1x10 "The White Violin"]

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Hargreeves Mansion | Afternoon

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 11:15:39 GMT

Since Harold's house had been a bust (aside from finding his corpse), the brothers Hargreeves headed back to the mansion to see if Vanya had come home.

"No sign of Vanya, she's not in any of the rooms." At least not yet.

( Margaritas lie under the cut )

[[NFI, NFB, OOC is fine. Taken from 1x09 "Changes" and preplayed with knife_bender]

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The Commission | Later That Day

Sat, 04 Sep 2021 15:30:32 GMT

So, they had to know he was going to be betraying them the moment it was feasible. Or he was forced into it. Either or.

Right? Right.

Which was why Five had slipped away from the other case managers to spy on Gloria and the room of tubes to find the right moment there.

( An extreme version of 'You can't fire me, I quit' )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is welcome! Taken from 1x06 "The Day That Wasn't" and preplayed with defenderofdesmoines]

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