Voicemail

[apocalypsehow]

You've reached Number Five Hargreeves. Leave a message if it's important.

*beep*

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Phone Day

[knife_bender]

So can we start the whole dirty text message thing even if you're still in town?

Oh god.

Phone Day!

[defenderofdesmoines]

Thinking she was texting Summer -- a totally normal thing to do! -- Annie sent the following:

I need some serious distractions while I'm waiting on hearing back on this thing. Wanna do, like, drunk makeovers?

She had so many eyeshadows she never used, Summer! So many!

Re: Phone Day

[apocalypsehow]

Oh god

Went here, here and here!

Re: Phone Day!

[apocalypsehow]

Went here and here!

PHONE DAY

[sith_happened]

Just a guess, since I have no idea who this is, but you need more meds. Maybe all the meds.

Re: PHONE DAY

[apocalypsehow]

Went here and here!

Phone Day!

[white_oleander]

Once Astrid was over her disappointment over her phone buzzing with a text message (which was stupid, no one in the '90s actually texted people), she actually read the message and was utterly confused.

But that didn't stop her from responding back with what she felt was the important part:

Well, sure. But the real question is: what do the purses SAY?

Re: Phone Day!

[apocalypsehow]

Went here!

Wacky Phones 2021

[gospel_of_oblivion]

"No, I don't want to marry you. Don't be absurd." *CLICK*

Illyana just had no idea that she hadn't exactly called WAYNE. At all.

Wacky Phones!

[noonedecidesmyfate]

Belle still wasn't used to phones and hadn't exactly programmed in any numbers so she didn't know who was inviting her out for pizza.

Thank you for the invitation. I would love to go get pizza! But who is this?

[firstofitskind]

From here

"Look, so long as whatever you're blowing up isn't on the island, I don't care. If it is on the island, 'good reason' or not I'm going to need you to clear it with both me and the mayor first, is that clear?"

[knife_bender]

Won't be in paintball today

This was followed by him sending a picture of him holding a severed hand.

[apocalypsehow]

What Five texted back. And then it was quickly followed by: Diego, what stupid thing have you gotten yourself into?

It was cute that he thought Diego would respond. Ticking Five off like this must have been a nice distraction from all the trauma going on.

[giveittoyoursister]

Vi stared at her phone for a good long while before attempting to reply to Graham's message.

"Yeah, kissing girls is pretty rad. Congratulations?"