A HoJo's in the past | Morning

The very last place that Five would like to be was a Howard Johnson's. Which was probably exactly why The Board was meeting there.

Still, it didn't make it any better as Five walked in, glancing only for a moment at the signs proclaiming this to also be the location of a polka festival. At least there should be enough noise from that to cover up what was going to happen here.

"Excuse me," he said, coming up behind a woman with a ridiculous perm where she was getting things organized for the hotel.


( Some literal axe murder )

( Some more weird sexual tension )

[NFB, NFI, OOC OK. Taken from TUA 2x07 Oga For Oga and preplayed with defenderofdesmoines]

A random field | At the same time as the hole digging

Why didn't Five just teleport out to find Vanya? Because it was time for That Meme. That's why.

They passed each other slowly out on this ridiculous country road before Five was putting his stolen car into park and clambering on out to meet her.

( Guess there's time to bicker )

( Everyone makes it to the alley and it's a happy ending. Really )

[NFI, NFB, OOC is appreciated. Taken from TUA 2x07 Oga For Oga and preplayed with defenderofdesmoines and knife_bender]