Diego had never wanted to go through the danger death mirror hallway ever again, but when the world was literally disintegrating behind you, what choice did you have?

The alternate white buffalo room looked much like it did the last time, buffalo's ass and all. Only it wasn't disintegrating which led to more questions.

"Let's never do that again," Viktor said, hunching over with his hands on his knees to catch his breath.

"What, narrowly escape the apocalypse?" Allison asked.

( Oh stuffed buffalo ass we're really in it now )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is always good. Taken from TUA 3x10 Oblivion and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

"Wha---? What did I get up to last night?"

How Five ended up in the kitchens of the hotel was an honest to god mystery even as fuzzy parts of the alcohol soaked evening filtered into his brain. Which included a speech about how surprised he was about Luther's getting married and way too much thought about his weird simian DNA thing.

But the most important thing he remembered was seeing his father talking to someone about a deal.

"What was the old man up to?"

( Father-Son bonding )

( Game plan for the end of the world )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is great. Taken from TUA 3x09 Seven Bells and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

Okay, so maybe losing some fingers did something to a guy. His left hand was now wrapped in gauze, his wedding ring was now on his right hand, and he was still frantically looking for Stan.

Despite seeing Stan disappear in front of him.

Maybe finding Stan was his way of distracting himself from the missing fingers.

( Five is less than sympathetic )

( Impressively the most volatile family meeting yet )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is awesome. Taken from TUA 3x07 Auf Wiedersehen and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

You know the trouble with trusting in your kind-hearted sibling to do the thing that might save them all?

No? Well, here it was.

"Hey, where's Harlan?" You know, the guy you promised to bring down here

( Spoiler: Harlan's gone )

[NFI, NFB but OOC is lovely. Taken from TUA 3x05 The Kindest Cut and preplayed with knife_bender]

Diego knew Annie was pissed. Like, super pissed. So he didn't think much about her being gone all day, especially since Luther was gone as well. He was glad Annie was talking to somebody.

But they had been gone a long time. He was getting a little worried.

Worried, on top of being supremely annoyed by Stan. This kid was a little shit.

"This kid is cramping my style."

( You know the drill, family meeting )

( I respect a person that fights in the nude )

[NFI, NFB OOC is appreciated. Taken from TUA 3x03 Pocket Full of Lightning and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines]

It wasn't often that the Hargreeves lost a fight, especially when they were all together. Guess it was bound to happen when you, you know, were fighting other Hargreeves.

The Umbrellas (and Annie), made their way to a park, where Luther immediately sat down on the first bench he saw. "I just...I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna sit here a minute."

And possibly throw up all over himself.

Klaus was also happy to stop walking, lying down on one of the picnic tables. "That didn't go well."

( Post-fight bickering )

( Welcome to the Hotel Obsidian )

( In the room with animals )

( In the room with sane people )

( Diego you are the father )

[Taken from TUA 3x01 Meet the Family and preplayed with knife_bender and defenderofdesmoines. NFI, NFB but OOC is A-OK]

Five seemed to be preparing for something big...but it was also taking a very long time. So Luther fell asleep on the couch. Look, it had been a long day.

Once he rolled off the couch and headed into the kitchen he saw Five doing...something weird. "Five? Are you okay?"

He really didn't look okay.

( Five gets in touch with himself )

[NFI, NFB, OOC is A-OK. Taken from TUA 2x08 The Seven Stages and preplayed with knife_bender]

The very last place that Five would like to be was a Howard Johnson's. Which was probably exactly why The Board was meeting there.

Still, it didn't make it any better as Five walked in, glancing only for a moment at the signs proclaiming this to also be the location of a polka festival. At least there should be enough noise from that to cover up what was going to happen here.

"Excuse me," he said, coming up behind a woman with a ridiculous perm where she was getting things organized for the hotel.


( Some literal axe murder )


( Some more weird sexual tension )


[NFB, NFI, OOC OK. Taken from TUA 2x07 Oga For Oga and preplayed with defenderofdesmoines]

Five only stumbled for a moment as he landed in the same alley they'd all arrived in after teleporting to avoid being tossed aside like DJ Jazzy Jeff.


"Jeez. When did the monkey learn to fight dirty?" he grumbled to himself, straightening his suit jacket.


( Five's girlfriend is back )


[NFB, NFI, OOC is OK. Taken from TUA 2x05 Valhalla. Preplayed with defenderofdesmoines]

Elliot didn't question Five when he asked to be kept apprised of any weird kind of changes going on in the area. He wanted to, but right now he was just thankful not to be tied up.

"Hey, we got one! Hey, one of those machines you asked for is going crazy."

( Crash course in the apocalypse for Vanya )


[NFI, NFB but OOC OK. Taken from TUA 2x03 The Swedish Job and preplayed with knife_bender]